Highway To Chiron / The Dirtiest Poem
By Old King Cole Younger & Young King Khan Older
recited by Berlin's Fave Moon Worshipper Mona Mur & Milton Welsh

There's movers and shakers
Corn fed losers
Left hand path pursuers
Deviant doers
Fishy con men with lures
Early death choosers
Blue bled flunkies
Red blood junkies
Faggots, niggers, crackers, honkies
Transvestites who are wholesome
Straight outta Folsom
Gamblers who roll some
Die for ransom
Hookers de-pants them
Lick lips with Manson
Shanks and you chance them
Georgia who you with
Freaks don't give a shit
Indian style squat in the clit
Homosexuals baby sit
Unknown substance tryin it
Guinea pigs go die in it
Flies like to fly in it
Skyscraper I'm high on it
Out of key quotes from the underground
Howls from the whore's horse hound
Impregnated sex in the pound
They put the whole litter down
Except for the trashy little runt
Let him feed off the blubber of the cunt
Let him try and hunt
Just for a month
then he can hit the shower
But first let him get blitzed
Let him have the cunt that smells like pig shit
Let him lick rotten lactated hormone pumped genetically altered Botox tits
Let him write this poem in mass produced baseball mits
Then go wash up in the Ritz
Or even the dakota
The crooked cops can fill their quotas
In just one iota of antique cocaine soda
Hits pop rocks shit all makes sense
Made me lose my wits
Nix needs a fix
To be fixed needs a catholic redemption
Like the archdiocese needs dicks
I'm full of it
Impacted feces close knit
Trash be sick
Trash be flicked
Trash get kicked
All of the sudden I'm diggin it
But I'll wait to take a better shower
Read a book for an hour
Something wholesome like resting cook?
Dr. Yang and Mister Ying
Had me shook
Who knew that's all it took
I'll be the castle
You'll be the brook
Who knew that's all it took

Now lying in this street
In a daze of wonder
Look over yonder
As I start to ponder
Blind bats directed by miracle eugenics
Blond blue eyed cats
And the mice who get it
Long winded homosexual reprogramming
Trapped in a Belgian/Hawaiian pogrom paradise
Drinkin whisky neat without ice
Shaving off the teet with a rusty razor blade
Sending off the coons into the everglades
The swamps be holy
And flush with rain
Jemanja's awakened by the sound of pain
Holy Voudoun temples erected down south
Crushing Monsanto by engineering a trout
Whose meat is as delicious
As a homeless child's mouth
William Blake's ghost is running naked
Tied to a leash
Ah the American Dream turns oh so bleak
As mother nature's heart skips a beat
40 000 wives jump off a cliff
An old man weeps for his daughter's lost clit
They cut off the excess
And eat the burnt ends
Blackened cat fish smile never had any friends
Look to the east as it beheads all your pride
Toothless foot soldiers armed with Ebola
They shit in your food
And piss in your cola
Coke is being traded as flora and fauna
Sugar coated abortions
Being flushed of their auras
As the Buddhists keep burning
The lifeless keep churning
Buttered, battered and bruised
Humanity's last muse
A cartoon dog with no dick
A headless stick man made of Twix
Melting on the dashboard of "REALITY"
The new Ford model
Named after purity
A car that can run
On abstinence and humility
Whose pride bubbles up into dust filled futility
let's clog all the pipes
And wait for the implosion
Like a dirty black hole
That grinds into motion
The big bang's cumming
Better stick out your tongue
And let this dirty poem drool out
Into a river of cum
Dance the last dance
And turn up the gas
Leave this world forever
And enjoy your last gasp....

It's raining bullets in Oakland
And Jerusalem's next
The rich will get richer
As the poor slit their necks
Laughing their ways
To banks filled with tears
Toasting to terror
And the last 10000 years
Our science is stupid
The cathedrals won't shake
Until the crust will crack open
On the day of its wake
And we'll laugh
And we'll sing
While Dr. Seuss paints us all
For the grinch was dismembered, disembowelled
And decapitated by that cute antennaed dog!